Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com ([syndicated profile] notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-09-11 08:00 pm

Wipeout At The Auto Shop

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I'm at a well-known chain car repair shop, waiting for work to be done on my car. To make a very long story short, they needed to fix something they made a mistake on. It was a whole ordeal.

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Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com ([syndicated profile] notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-09-11 05:55 pm

Excel-lent Revenge

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I'm working as a data and reporting analyst, doing all the ad hoc reports for the company. My boss is useless. She’s always late, leaves early, and takes days off at short notice. The only thing of value she does are the regular reports: sales, revenue, etc.
We all suspect she gets away with it because she’s having an affair with her boss.

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Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com ([syndicated profile] notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-09-11 05:45 pm

Canned Logic

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It’s a busy weekend morning, and I’m running the ten items or less lane. Every line is packed, and I’ve got four people waiting already.
A customer gets to me and starts unloading her items: a couple of produce pieces (all different), about two dozen cans of cat food, and five or six little bags of bulk candy. By the time it’s all up on the belt, we’re pushing thirty-five items.

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Organization for Transformative Works ([syndicated profile] otw_news_feed) wrote2025-09-11 06:06 pm

Forging Ghost is Moving to the AO3!

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Forging Ghost, a Spike/Angel fanfiction archive, is being imported to the Archive of Our Own (AO3).

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Background explanation

Forging Ghost was a Yahoo! Group dedicated to fanfiction for Spike/Angel from Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel: the Series. Ghostsforge, the moderator, preserved Forging Ghost when Yahoo! Groups was shut down in 2019 and asked Open Doors for assistance in importing its works to AO3.

The purpose of the Open Doors Committee’s Online Archive Rescue Project is to assist moderators of archives to incorporate the fanworks from those archives into the Archive of Our Own. Open Doors works with moderators to import their archives when the moderators lack the funds, time, or other resources to continue to maintain their archives independently. It is extremely important to Open Doors that we work in collaboration with moderators who want to import their archives and that we fully credit creators, giving them as much control as possible over their fanworks. Open Doors will be working with Ghostsforge to import Forging Ghost into a separate, searchable collection on the Archive of Our Own. As part of preserving the archive in its entirety, all fanart currently in Forging Ghost will be hosted on the OTW’s servers, and embedded in their own AO3 work pages.

We will begin importing works from Forging Ghost to the AO3 after September. However, the import may not take place for several months or even years, depending on the size and complexity of the archive. Creators are always welcome to import their own works and add them to the collection in the meantime.

What does this mean for creators who had work(s) on Forging Ghost?

We will send an import notification to the email address we have for each creator. We’ll do our best to check for an existing copy of any works before importing. If we find a copy already on the AO3, we will add it to the collection instead of importing it. All works archived on behalf of a creator will include their name in the byline or the summary of the work.

All imported works will be set to be viewable only by logged-in AO3 users. Once you claim your works, you can make them publicly viewable if you choose. After 30 days, all unclaimed imported works will be made visible to all visitors.

Please contact Open Doors with your Forging Ghost pseud and email address(es), if:

  1. You’d like us to import your works, but you need the notification sent to a different email address than you used on the original archive.
  2. You already have an AO3 account and have imported your works already yourself.
  3. You’d like to import your works yourself (including if you don’t have an AO3 account yet).
  4. You would NOT like your works moved to the AO3, or would NOT like your works added to the archive collection.
  5. You are happy for us to preserve your works on the AO3, but would like us to remove your name.
  6. You have any other questions we can help you with.

Please include the name of the archive in the subject heading of your email. If you no longer have access to the email account associated with your Forging Ghost account, please contact Open Doors and we’ll help you out. (If you’ve posted the works elsewhere, or have an easy way to verify that they’re yours, that’s great; if not, we will work with the Forging Ghost mod to confirm your claims.)

Please see the Open Doors Website for instructions on

If you still have questions…

If you have further questions, visit the Open Doors FAQ, or contact the Open Doors committee.

We’d also love it if fans could help us preserve the story of Forging Ghost on Fanlore. If you’re new to wiki editing, no worries! Check out the new visitor portal, or ask the Fanlore Gardeners for tips.

We’re excited to be able to help preserve Forging Ghost!

– The Open Doors team and Ghostsforge

Commenting on this post will be disabled in 14 days. If you have any questions, concerns, or comments regarding this import after that date, please contact Open Doors.

Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com ([syndicated profile] notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-09-11 05:00 pm

Best To Lego Of That Demand

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Guest: "Good morning. I bought these tickets yesterday, but I’m feeling unwell today and won’t be able to take my son to the theme park today. I would like a refund."
Me: "Sorry to hear you are not feeling well. I’m unsure if we do refunds, so let me make a quick call and get back to you."

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Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com ([syndicated profile] notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-09-11 04:00 pm

Extra Quiet Quitting

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We’ve got a brand-new hire. On her first shift she’s told she'll be at the customer service desk because she specifically asked not to be on the registers.
Supervisor: "Can you page someone over the intercom for me?"
New Hire: "I don’t want to."
Supervisor: "It’s part of the job, you’ll need to."

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Horror, Contemporary Romances, & More

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Under Loch and Key

Under Loch and Key by Lana Ferguson is $1.99! This came out last December.  I remember reading this one and found it had a little too much going on for me.

A woman discovers that not all monsters are her enemy—the opposite, in fact—in this new paranormal romance by Lana Ferguson, author of The Fake Mate.

Keyanna “Key” MacKay is used to secrets. Raised by a single father who never divulged his past, it’s only after his death that she finds herself thrust into the world he’d always refused to speak of. With just a childhood bedtime story about a monster that saved her father’s life and the name of her estranged grandmother to go off of, Key has no idea what she’ll find in Scotland. But repeating her father’s mistakes and being rescued by a gorgeous, angry Scotsman—who thinks she’s an idiot—is definitely the last thing she expects.

Lachlan Greer has his own secrets to keep, especially from the bonnie lass he pulls to safety from the slippery shore—a lass with captivating eyes and the last name he’s been taught not to trust. He’s looking for answers as well, and Key’s presence on the grounds they both now occupy presents a real problem. It’s even more troublesome when he gets a front row seat to the lukewarm welcome Key receives from her family; the strange powers she begins to develop; and the fierce determination she brings to every obstacle in her path. Things he shouldn’t care about, and someone he definitely doesn’t find wildly attractive.

When their secrets collide, it becomes clear that Lachlan could hold the answers Keyanna is after—and that she might also be the key to uncovering his. Up against time, mystery, and a centuries old curse, they’ll quickly discover that magic might not only be in fairy tales, and that love can be a real loch-mess.

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A Lady’s Guide to Scandal

A Lady’s Guide to Scandal by Sophie Irwin is $1.99! I think this deal is only available at Amazon, but that may expire soon. Have you read this one?

When shy Miss Eliza Balfour married the austere Earl of Somerset, twenty years her senior, it was the match of the season–no matter that he was not the husband Eliza would have chosen.

But ten years later, Eliza is widowed. And at eight and twenty years, she is suddenly left titled, rich, and, for the first time in her life, utterly in control of her own future. Instead of living out her mourning quietly, Eliza heads to Bath with her cousin Margaret. After years of living according to everyone else’s rules, Eliza has resolved, at last, to do as she wants.

But when the ripples of the dowager Lady Somerset’s behavior reach the new Lord Somerset—whom Eliza knew, once, as a younger woman—Eliza is forced to confront the fact that freedom does not come without consequences, though it also brings unexpected opportunities . . .

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32 Days in May

32 Days in May by Betty Corrello is $1.99! Elyse recommended this one on a Rec League for Grumpy/Sunshine Romances with Grumpy Heroines. She also mentioned that the heroine has a chronic illness.

Return to the Jersey Shore with a new romance by Summertime Punchline author Betty Corrello in which a young woman recently diagnosed with lupus attempts a no-strings fling with a former television star, perfect for readers of Elissa Sussman or Tia Williams. 

Nadia Fabiola wants to lose herself in Evergreen—the Jersey Shore town where she grew up vacationing with her family—and never look back at her glamorous, gainfully employed former self. After a shocking lupus diagnosis turned her life upside down, she’s desperate for a sense of control over her body, her life, and her mental health. Nadia plans on keeping her life small and boring, while continuing to ignore her sister’s relentless questioning.

Nadia’s sister isn’t the only person worried about her. When her rheumatologist not-so-subtly sets her up with his infamous former-actor cousin, Marco Antoniou, Nadia is skeptical. But Marco is gorgeous—despite carrying his own baggage from a very public burnout. After a messy (but fun) first date, they decide that a May-long fling could be just what the doctor no commitment, no strings, just one month of escape.

Their undeniable chemistry starts to feel a lot like something more and while Marco pulls Nadia deeper into his life, she is dead set on keeping her diagnosis from him. But there are only so many days in May, and only so much pretending she can do. As the stress of their whirlwind romance takes its toll on Nadia’s health, she’s forced to decide if a chance at love is worth the risk of trusting someone new.

Travel from the Jersey Shore to Rome and back in this delightfully funny, beautifully honest exploration of love, intimacy, and vulnerability while living with a chronic illness.

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The Starving Saints

The Starving Saints by Caitlin Starling is $1.99! I mentioned this horror novel on a previous Hide Your Wallet post. If you’re looking to stock up on spooky reads, maybe grab this one.

From the nationally bestselling author of The Luminous Dead and The Death of Jane Lawrence, a transfixing, intensely atmospheric fever dream of medieval horror.

Aymar Castle has been under siege for six months. Food is running low and there has been no sign of rescue. But just as the survivors consider deliberately thinning their number, the castle stores are replenished. The sick are healed. And the divine figures of the Constant Lady and her Saints have arrived, despite the barricaded gates, offering succor in return for adoration.

Soon, the entire castle is under the sway of their saviors, partaking in intoxicating feasts of terrible origin. The war hero Ser Voyne gives her allegiance to the Constant Lady. Phosyne, a disorganized, paranoid nun-turned-sorceress, races to unravel the mystery of these new visitors and exonerate her experiments as their source. And in the bowels of the castle, a serving girl, Treila, is torn between her thirst for a secret vengeance against Voyne and the desperate need to escape from the horrors that are unfolding within Aymar’s walls.

As the castle descends into bacchanalian madness—forgetting the massed army beyond its walls in favor of hedonistic ecstasy—these three women are the only ones to still see their situation for what it is. But they are not immune from the temptations of the castle’s new masters… or each other; and their shifting alliances and entangled pasts bring violence to the surface. To save the castle, and themselves, will take a reimagining of who they are, and a reorganization of the very world itself.

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Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com ([syndicated profile] notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-09-11 03:00 pm

Not So Closed Minded, Part 47

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Coworker: "Sir, you need to wrap it up. We’re closed."
Customer: "I made it in before you locked the doors. I’m entitled to finish my order."
Manager: *Stepping in, calm but firm.* "You’re entitled to pay for what’s in your cart right now. That’s it."
Customer: "The customer is always right!"

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Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com ([syndicated profile] notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-09-11 02:30 pm

Stumbling Into Tradition

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When I was eleven, my older cousin Natalie was getting married. I was made a junior bridesmaid, and it was the excuse my family was waiting for to go all out on prettying me up. And to be fair, I didn't mind.

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That’s An Adult Level Of Patience Right There

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Patron: "Oh are you one of the swim instructors?"
Me: "No but I’m the Head Instructor Guard so I supervise lessons, how can I help?"
Patron: "There’s no way you’re the supervisor; you look like a child! You should be in swimming lessons as a student."

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Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com ([syndicated profile] notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-09-11 12:45 pm

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A few years ago, we went dinner in a restaurant with a big group of friends, we were all in the 20-30 years old range, and there was definitely no kids with us. While browsing the menu, I noticed the kid menu (not that I really cared), and I jokingly complain to my friends (clearly […]

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Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com ([syndicated profile] notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-09-11 12:00 pm

Organizing These Appointments Is Like Pulling Teeth!

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As a for-profit business, our dental office wants to minimize the amount of time we are here getting paid, but no patient is here paying us. As such, we text or call all our patients to remind them of their appointments. Me: *Via SMS.* “Hi, [Patient #1], this is a courtesy reminder of your dental […]

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I recently joined the Mormon church. I enjoy talking to the Missionaries, especially the ones from Utah, they generally have not been “sullied” by the world. Not Naive exactly, just unfamiliar with how certain things are. We were talking about vacation spots in the region and I said “Branson, MO is great! It is the […]

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(I work for a company that was started by my great grandfather. He, my grandfather, my dad and my younger brother all have the same name. While I currently work at the company with my father, we’re in different divisions and we hardly ever interact while working. One day I get a call from a […]

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Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com ([syndicated profile] notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-09-11 11:00 am

Your Total Is One Clapback

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Yesterday, a customer asks me to check her out manually. As I’m doing it, she says:
Customer: "I don’t do this myself. I didn’t grow up to be a cashier."

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Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com ([syndicated profile] notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-09-11 10:00 am

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(I was about nine or so and very innocent and naive due to very strict parents. My mom announces that she’s pregnant with a boy. I’m a girl so I don’t know anything about boys.) Me: “But mom we don’t know anything about boys!” Mom: “Your dad will be there.” Me: “Oh yeah. And boys […]

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I am ringing up a customer, and he notices the long tattoo on my forearm. Him: Is that a sonic screwdriver? Me: *shocked* You know what it is?! Most people ask if it’s a lightsaber. Him: Yeah, I was watching series seven today. My sonic screwdriver is from David Tennant, series two through four, while […]

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